THE DAILY FISH 14 FEBRUARY 2009 - "Valentine's Day Massacre of the Constitution"

My Dear Friends and Fellow Patriots.

Alea Iacta Est.

To no one’s surprise, the Senate voted for the trillion-dollar waste of our money last night. Coming on the heels of approval (or is it the approval by the heels) of the House, only the President’s signature is needed to make this law.

For the second time, the House Republicans banded together and not one voted for this truly dangerous bill. For the second time, three despicable alleged Republicans voted for it making it veto-proof.

One expects lies, prevarications, amelioration of fact, self-loathing and an undercurrent of Anti-American feelings by the Democrats, but to be thrown under the bus by Snowe, Collins and Specter is truly disturbing.

(To be fair, they are not exactly strong Republicans. Proof of this is their being referred to as “moderate Republicans” in the press. This is the same as calling the reptilian Reid as a “moderate Democrat.”)

I would be more forgiving, more understanding and more accepting of the passage of this pile of offal if those voting for it could defend their vote.

The ink was hardly dry on the document when it was sent for a vote. At over a thousand pages it tests credulity that any of the Member of Congress read it in its entirety. It is unlikely that many, if any, had their staffs divvy up the tome and have it read by committee.

It is equally likely that there are some dangerous, critical and threatening aspects included in the agate print of this disaster. Truly, at this point I am less concerned about raising spending 30% as to what is actually in this bill.

No, I have not read it. No, I do not know all the particulars about it. No, I can not cite one sentence to prove my point. And neither have the 535 people who voted on it. Or, is it 537? (More on that statement soon.)

But, I will read it, and I will not be shocked by its contents. Yet, we all will be affected and effected by it and by now it is too late. (And remember, I am the optimist.)

By now many of you are thinking that I am unfair, that I am being over-critical and that I have taken leave of my senses.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Take for instance the lies of Sen. Schumer. (For some reason, his office does not like it when I refer to him as Sen. Schemer. I advise that was a function of my spell-check.) (How many of you have just typed “Schumer” and spell-checked it?)(Told you) One day, he says that there is no pork in the bill, the bill that is nothing but pork and bribes. The next day he says that the American Sheeple do not care if there is a little pork. Which way is it Chuckie-baby? No pork, some pork, either way you lied at least once. Even though I have called the Senator on his aversion to truth, he refuses to contact me, debate me or sue me. I wonder why.

But, he is just the poster boy for the miscreants and malcontents masquerading as legislators. I would take up too much of this particular FISH if I listed them all.

Yet, as reprehensible as Schumer is, he is a piker compared to my personal bête noire, Harry Reid.

I would have more, any actually, respect for Reid if he had the gonadature to advise of all that was in the bill and give the Senators a few weeks to read over and digest the bill. The haste that he created in getting this piece of junk to vote makes one suspicious. And even with all the haste he delayed the voting until the very big liberal Sherrod Brown of Ohio to return from his mothers wake to cast the vote that would seal the deal. (My condolences go out to the Brown family. The death of a family member is always a sad occurrence.)

Even this was not without politics. The White House arranged a plane to fly Brown back and forth from Ohio as there were not commercial flights available for his being able to make the trip and return in time for Reid to break another promise.

(So, it is OK to charter a Member of Congress to ensure that an anointed piece of legislature gets passed and it is swell that Queen Nan of San Fran gets her own jumbo jet for her use but the Big 3 had to give up their jets? Jets that were actually earning money for the auto makers. And people wonder why this country is sliding down a slippery slope to servitude?)

You see, Reid promised that there would be at least 48 hours for inspection of the bill. Evelyn Bleeding Wood could not read a thousand-plus page pile of legislative legerdemain and make heads or tails out of it. However the best politicians that money can buy were given roughly 10-12 hours to become familiar with all its points, nuances and the like. Thanks for the 48 hours, Senator.

Makes little difference, it is all moot. Reid is pulling the levels and his Democrat minions are marching in lock step. All it took was a little arm-twisting of Snowe, capitalizing on Collins subnormal intellect and $6.6 Billion dollars for Specter’s pet projects to seal the fate of our Country. That’s all it took. The White House is putting us in the Poor House.

The “genius”, easily manipulated, self-proclaimed war “hero”, serial wealthy-woman marrier, John Kerry made one of the more scary speeches, even for him, in recent memory.

In a nutshell, he sold his and our souls to socialism. Bloviating that the bill was necessary, nay critical, because We the Sheeple are just too damn stupid to know how to spend our own money. He opined that giving back or letting us keep our hard-earned dough would not satisfy the needs of the new four-year plan.

Ya know, he is right.

I would do something silly like make a house payment, buy groceries, get more tailored shirts that I do not need, perhaps a new TV (since my presidentially promised plasma has not arrived) instead of doing something really productive for the state such as build new buildings for gov’t agencies (even though the gov’t owns thousands of empty buildings already that the gov’t can’t sell or even knock them down, it’s blocked by, you guessed it, Congress), or millions for fire houses (not one of the enumerated legislative things found in the Constitution), or spend hundreds of millions on hybrid cars (and at the same time dumping hundreds of millions of dollars worth of good used cars that the gov’t is currently using on the used car market, further depressing that market and impacting the Big 3 to whom they just gave billions) or other such frivolities.

Indeed, We the Sheeple are too stupid to spend our own money, these knuckleheads do a far better job at it than we!

And Kerry said it, he actually said the gov’t knows how to spend money for us better. He actually said it!

But this is just small potatoes (is that the correct spelling, Mr. Quayle?) compared to what is coming next. Other than the possibility of naming up to three justices for the SCOUTUS, other than doing an end-around the Constitution (yes, that same pesky document that keeps almost getting in the way of all the great plans the administration wants to do against We the People –see: Article 1, Section 8, P17) to give DC representation in the House, the President is looking to add to Rahmbo’s already full plate.

When not teaching disadvantaged kids how to curse (this was actually said by Shecky Obama) Rahmbo might be tasked with redrawing the Congressional Districts after the 2010 Census is delivered. I guess since they can not find any one honest enough or dumb enough to take the Sec Commerce gig, someone will have to gerrymander the CD’s.

But, that is food for a FISH for some other day.

Please pass this on to your Liberal friends, it is doubtful that they are aware of any of this.

I am John and I approve this message!

Br strong, keep the faith and pray. (While you can.)

God Bless

John

American-American

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